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Get these to the Children of Kali.

Meh. Fuck it. If rich people can have private planes I want god damned fire when I cook.

Don’t care. Give me fire. I don’t want an electric stove. I’m fine dying slightly earlier, what fucking ever.

I don’t want to talk to a fucking computer. I want to spend more time with my friends and family. Give me that and I will be impressed.

You’re describing my bedroom tv.

Yeah that’s ridiculous. Not 4 month sentence ridiculous, but pretty ridiculous.

You can’t have a tiny pot metal Zelda sword letter opener that’s dull. Ridiculous place it is. 4 fucking months.

They did it around there and Colorado iirc. It’s been decades since I read Violent J’s autobiography. Interesting read, they worked their asses off with promotion.

They did extensive marketing there early in their career due to a dart throw on a mad to see if they could recreate their success in metro Detroit elsewhere.

I’m a rad juggalo. Whoop whoop.