What proton alternatives are recommended?

Mate, i think your hammers possessed

Jokes on them, I wear velcro shoes!

That image doesn’t say anything about law enforcement tho?

Except they’ve literally done this before. How is believing that Microsoft would do something they’ve already done embarrassing?

Lmao, why would anyone want to buy more expensive hardware to run shittier software?

Vance and Trump are already scraping the bottom of the barrel. Being raised by AI couldn’t possibly make them worse because they’re already the worst versions of themselves. I’m not confused, you are apparently.

How is being an unforgivably evil piece of shit the equivelant of being paralyzed by the waist down in your analogy?

I’ve literally never heard of this guy before.

Me hammer ain’t out there telling me to murder people with it tho

Oh, you’re a dumbass huh?

How long until Meta starts blackmailing people with this shit?

Wouldn’t the ouroboros of porn be self-fellatio?

That’s a terrible argument. We dont blame the book because Catcher in the Rye didn’t have a conversation with him and tell him to kill John Lennon. That’s the difference.

Ah, so you’re hiding profits! I knew you were hiding something!

What you think they’re gonna do a surprise inspection of his car and catch it or something?

Then let me record you fucking. Its for science only, I promise.

Holy shit, guys! Its the Antichrist!

Fuck, I WAS MARRIED!? This toothless guy keeps trying to wrap a bit of twine around my finger and cuddle me when I’m passed out. If I know I’m single now, I might as well go for it. Wish me luck!

Don’t worry guys, I can totally smoke a little crack without getting addicted! I am very special and super smart, it won’t happen to me!