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You know, when the government takes your money and gives it to corporations… corporate taxes!

I could build giant fireworks for 242 million!

Corporate taxes? Is that like military intelligence?

But our amazing big brother is gonna take care of us all! They only want what’s best for billionaires! I mean Russia! Crap no best for America! That’s the word!

Alright now you’ve crossed over into impossible science fiction

There will always be idiot pedestrians and bicyclists, what about those?

They could even make them underground so they don’t clog up the city!

But the hackers! They could hijack your tv and make you watch something boring!

I grew up an apple fanboy but in my early twenties I realized I couldn’t afford to stay one. Since the iPhone came out they’ve gotten more and more closed off and hard to modify. The last straw for me was realizing you couldn’t install older versions of software (someone gave me a 1st or 2nd Gen iPad) and I couldn’t even put an older version of home assistant on it. That really showed me how hard they push for “you must buy the newest thing” because they’ll deliberately break the old one