Mark my words, Jeff is positioning himself to eventually run for president.

The high seas are callin us boys! 🏴‍☠️

Hello? Who dis? New phone! 🫲🍊🫱

Not even surprised that a hayabusa would be fast enough to make it to an asteroid.

o7

The used car market looks mighty good right about now.

Imma bout to get banned on instagram…

It’s not just the unskippable ads but also the type of ads as well. I’ve seen some wild ones like ads to make you hard in the bedroom, but it never actually shows the treatment. I’ve seen ads for how to make “homemade” makeup to look younger, the ingredients are baking soda and honey? But I think the wildest one I’ve seen is an ad for a robot puppy but in the ad, you can clearly see it is a real puppy, but they keep saying that it is a robotic AI powered puppy.

Spoiler alert: he won’t pay or admit any wrongdoing.

How to become wealthy in America: Drop out of school. Move to San Francisco. Develop an app that takes pictures of people buttholes on the toilet. Sell those pictures to the pentagon and claim it’s for monitoring terrorism. Fire everyone at your business. Sell business to a data collection company based in china. Move to Texas and start a podcast complaining about how LGBTQ rights have lead to the rise in gas prices.

Yea theses were invented years ago, we called them helicopters.

Where’s my noble peace prize for blowing up kids in an Iranian school? 🫲🍊🫱

Yes please.

I would like to petition to rename AI to

Fucking stupid and useless

You love to see it.

Over $100 billion down the toilet and zuck is still one of the richest people in the world wtf?

Facts!

So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?

They have been trying to make the hubless wheel a futuristic thing for so long it’s technically retro now.