Researchers show that a quick nasal swab can pick up early biological changes linked to Alzheimer’s, even before thinking and memory problems appear.
For those who didn’t read the article, they ask patients to insert a nasal swab into either nostril for 5 minutes. Meanwhile they have you fill out a questionnaire. Once complete, you are free to leave.
Any patient who walks out of the office with the swab still jammed up their nose is likely to be developing Alzheimer’s.
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I have more faith in humanity. I think the upvotes are because it’s recognized as a joke.
I could see some people taking it as fact because that’s close to how they diagnose ADHD. They make you do a test and track your behavior during the test rather than your answers.
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ITERATE, we say, nay demand iteration!
I plan to publish in the Journal of Unreproducible Results.
Thank you for saving me from reading the article.
I also found a nasal swab up my nose, but that is from an unrelated drinking problem.
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Those eyebrows man! Are we sure that’s not the cause?




