Do Substack next

So glad my TV is a dumb-as-shit model from the early 00s I bought secondhand for about $30

Which is great news if you’re a Mossad agent tasked with figuring out a target’s life patterns

Require printers to check digital signatures on STL files and have only approved slicers add those

Tim Cook thought he had saved Apple’s stock valuation by giving Trump his fake award, but, like the businessman who pays protection money, he merely marked Apple out as pliable. Now it’s the Apple News “radical left bias”. After Cook personally intervenes and gets the algorithm to deprioritise The Guardian and Mother Jones and boost Fox News and The Daily Stormer, Apple stock will shoot up for a week or two, only to be brought low by a complaint about Apple TV shows being “woke”. Then they’ll have to drop some non-white and LGBT characters, commission a Turner Diaries show and hastily rewrite the next Ted Lasso season to work in a Great Replacement storyline, which will work until the next complaint.

An unfortunate name in the German-speaking world.

Police have UPS-like devices which splice into existing mains cables to keep machines alive on the way into the forensics lab. Presumably it’s standard practice to use those.

Of course, the server could be configured to wipe itself if it loses connectivity for more than a few seconds, or its routing changes. The police would need devices that route Ethernet traffic over 5G, though those would presumably be detectable as bandwidth goes down and latency goes up.

I have a HifiWalker H2, a Chinese MP3 player that works off SD cards. The default firmware is Linux-based, but you can also flash it with Rockbox.

Big “Nation’s Stray Dogs Call For Increased Wino Vomit Production” energy there

Does iOS use RCS everywhere, or only if your and/or the recipient’s phone carrier are specifically supported?

The finish looks impressive for a print. Which filament did you use?

This one looks like an uglier version of Optimus. Not sure if it can be any worse to use, though.

On the other hand, a few well-connected people would miss out on sizeable profits, so who’s to say which option is better?

You just know that it’s only a matter of time until dozens of people die in a bridge collapse because the civil engineer who designed it just wrote some Bible verses out on their engineering exam and got awarded top marks for it as it wasn’t worth any lecturer’s tenure and pension.

Does the iOS one get this sweeping access to everything as well (which would require Apple to specifically give it entitlements)?

It’ll be longer. AI will be there to accelerate the cadence, turning “knowledge workers” from artisans who have the relative luxury of solving problems autonomously at their workstations intro assembly-line labour who hurriedly sling prompts and patch up botshit.

“takes a massive hit of ketamine and says”

“in the new issue: how to get the tradwife look”

If she accessed Instagram from the same home network (and IP address) as her main phone, the zuckerbots inferred that the two users were probably in the same household and knew each other/had similar interests.

You can have those in the fediverse on Pixelfed and Mastodon. The problem is that then the people you can follow are only middle-aged Linux/Star Trek nerds and the occasional organic farmer.