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You don’t have to lie forever! You could totally Santa Clause it. Like I did with my kids, and Santa Clause. 🤣🤣🤣

Otherwise yeah fuck them.

Oh I’ve been guilty of that. Makes a lot of sense!

Feels like it’s the phone call without the text of 10 years ago or the popin without a call in the 90s.

I’m learning! Old people can learn, sometimes 😂

Oh! Saving! Thank you. As an old (ish) person I love learning this stuff!

Thank you, I’ve saved this to come back to next time I want to share something like this.

Oh wow, I’ll do that. Thank you!

For sure! When driving downtown this is what freaks me out most while driving around. Last thing I want to do is hit someone.

When in NYC and Makati it shocked me to see how flagrant people are with just crossing the street wherever. Two places I’ll never drive, I’m not a good enough driver to not hit people in places like that.

My wife is a medical coder for the ED, for more than a dozen hospitals and says the overwhelming area for vehicle fatalities she codes is intersections crossing in front of traffic. Particularly trying to make the yellow. The plural of anecdote isn’t data mind you, but she’s been at this for 15+ years and has a pretty good sense of it.

I bought these lights, they’re sitting on the kitchen table waiting to be opened and put on a tree! I’m so excited!

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The dude trying to cover it up with the piece of cloth at the end was chef’s kiss.

It’s like watching a great serial sitcom several years in. None of the jokes are funny because you’re missing out on why it’s funny. Same here, go back to some early stuff and maybe it’ll change your mind. But this one is pretty meta for a series he’s been on that I for one love.

Good luck, I’ve not been successful here yet.

Same and same! The man has changed my life in mild but appreciable ways.

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My parents bought a fancy Samsung fridge with a screen 5 years ago. We bought LG. In the first year they had theirs serviced 6 times before replacing it with the same LG fridge we have. Earlier this year right before the extended warranty ran out the compressor on my fridge died. They’ve not had a single problem with theirs yet.

My brother bought a Samsung TV that was supposed to be better than my LG OLED. In the first year the anti glare coating wore off enough that there are bright spots you can’t not see. My LG TV is fine.

Typed on my Samsung phone.

A lady I can’t stand who is condescending to everyone like the worst version of a grade school teacher resigned recently so she can market her GPT “models” full time.

Last week she used “Salem” her GPT prompt BS to read through a detailed document my department put together to see what was missing. She shared her screen with obvious gpt slop and started pointing out all the things we didn’t answer. The lady on my team who put the very specific and detailed document together just started reading the answers right from the document that showed it was clearly and precisely answered. The lady I can’t stand stopped sharing her screen and quit talking.

The moral of the story, gpt did me a solid by convincing this person who’s clearly never heard of the Dunning Kruger effect that she needs to quit her well paying job and stop being a pain in my ass.

Thank you GPT!! Best thing is ever done for me.

Oh shit, I’m doing this with my granddaughter! She’s not 2 yet so I need to wait a bit but I’m doing it!

Lol! ❤️ run on rants.

And I used to be quite overweight with a large gut. My kids used to say I was 19 months pregnant. The weight is gone but I kept the name.

Why? Curious.