The pentagon, releasing their own photos next week: behold our delicious and nourishing Potemkin vittles

Two! Two wonderful attacks!

Ah hah hah ⚡️

Viber attack, surely

Surely this goose sauce won’t make a good gander sauce

It can tell you lies to questions they ain’t even invented yet

It is your patriotic duty to drive past those AI surveillance cams pressing mad hams

Welp I hope they enjoy the most degen shitposts my dumb brain can come up with

iambic heptameter ass route

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad