They didn’t pay their subscription fees, obviously. Duh.

It’ll be interesting to see if there are really that many rubes in the world.

Filthy heretics!

Milk and sugar please.

Praise be!

The key difference is that there are credible alternatives in the PC OS space. If I could ditch Android/iOS without major pain, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

The only priority of the SLS has always been to provide pork for politicians to distribute to their constituents. This thing exists for no other reason. The sooner it’s cancelled, the better.

That is an excellent observation! Would you like me to explore more ways that I can agree with you?

What are you, some kind of communist? Next thing you’re going to say the government should spend its money on healthcare instead of bombing schoolgirls. Preposterous!

It’ll be a sad day for the people who lose their jobs because some idiot wasted colossal amounts of money on a delusional dream. Then again it was their choice to work for one of the most evil companies on the planet, so I don’t really pity them.

No thank you.

Sure. The five lines are just for readability.

It takes a five line Python script to generate a secure password. But no, let’s waste a gigantic amount of energy to have a slop machine do it very badly.

“Those companies running the orphan crushing machines are really evil.”

“Nooo, you must understand those orphans want to be crushed! They’re just fulfilling a market need!”

Algorithmic content is not bad per se. It’s the algorithms that are specifically designed to create division and hate. The people who design these things know what they’re doing and are doing it because the outcomes are that they want to achieve.

There are plenty of people who are happy to cheat at anything.

And how is having a PCMCIA slot going to help with that?

no PCMCIA slot.

Alright, Gramps. Let’s get you back to bed.

And how is having a socketed processor going to help with that? Even in Framework laptop, you have to swap out the motherboard. And even then, a laptop will never be something that lasts for decades. Technology moves on.