Won’t some think of the poor shareholders?!?1?

I want them to be ethical.

I’m gonna tell you something you shoulda heard a long time ago:

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.

I sometimes sit with my dad who still watches broadcast tv. It’s dead already, my dude. A commercial break is about 10 commercials, eight of which are for prescription drugs. I once saw an entire commercial break that was nothing but prescription and OTC drugs. No insurance, no car or beer commercials, just wall to wall drugs. It’s insanity.

I have a cable that’ll fix that for ya…

TIL the thing under a cat’s tail is an “assterisk.”

sniff sniff

I think there’s some sarcasm in that comment.

“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”

Belters in gravity wells? Fellota!

No, see, they just relocated the dipstick. You can locate it just behind the steering wheel, right above the driver’s seat.

In addition, this was a very expensive and desperate effort to artificially build up sparse crowds.

Military parade says “what?”

Space. I hear there’s plenty of room.

No u.

sprays loch ness monsta spray

Not today!

In 2012? 2013? Not sure exactly when, but i got two 4 packs of red bull because it does in fact, not, give you wings.

MUAHAHAHAHA!