Thank you for telling you story. I’m sorry that you are in the position you are in where you can’t freely be yourself around others.

Dank reference.

I’ll never forgive MS for that.

Could they? Definitely, but there’s a really uneven balance between effort and reward. I do listen to some dank tunes though…

Laughs in the archaic technology of the 3.5mm audio jack

AI companies: “no”

“Might” is doing some awfully heaving lifting there 🤣

Much appreciated 🫡

Capitalism strikes again.

Spoken like a true surveillance-state shill.

Yup. Fuck Reddit.

Nice work!

I needed this laugh today, thank you.

2FA the access card? Swipe your badge, receive a prompt on your phone “Are you trying to badge in at $BUILDING?”, hit allow, be granted access to building.

Another option would be badge + PIN code.

Here’s something, though it seems to have a heavy “look at how great Intel is” spin to it: https://www.digitalcameraworld.com/news/the-olympics-is-being-streamed-in-8k-but-its-kind-of-a-secret

If memory serves, last year’s summer Olympics were televised (to some degree, anyways) at 8K, even if it was just a technological flex or test.

This is a very neat thing, thanks for sharing!

Fuck AI

Sounds like it’s time to delete it, then.

I remember!