As someone who know pgp exists, i say have at it feds, lets see what kind of explots clippy2.0 has and how quickly it gets cracked.

Seriously ever actual expert in cryptography would tell then what they want is not possible. It would be exploited within weeks, probably by multiple different actors. Let them fuck around and find out, they obviously dont “learn” from it, but at least it will shut them down for another decade or so.

GliNet makes great openwrt based devices, they have their own more userfriendly front end, but allow power users to enable acess to the standard openwrt features and packages under the hood.

You can set it to wipe them from memory on different conditions, including instantly if youre that paranoid, sure its still possible. Its an optional feature most people wont use, but its pretty well thought out.

Molly encrypts it using a passphrase instead of a locally stored key for exactly that reason.

The EFF maybe, but the USAs lack of a GDPR equivalent makes it harder.

“Digital Violence”

Are they playing video games?

Very poor choice of wording if you want people to take it seriously.

Dey took err jerbbs!

kids had to swipe their parents’ credit cards or find a fraudulent number online to access adult content on the web.

Umm no they didnt. Free porn was a thing even in the 90s, and some porn sites used 900 numbers you had to dial into and pay by the minute on your phone bill.

If you dont torrent often you probably arent really needing port forwarding. I use mullvad and i torrent things all the time with zero issues.