I haven’t had a Tv in years but not because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.

Edit: NOT because 🫣

Siri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”

Bioscope

Bring it in from France. Than copy it.

Are you on the Temu or the Amazon so that I can get some good boot straps and choke myself to ejaculation?

That water was in its way to somewhere, though. What is that other area gonna look like now that this device intercepts the water?

TIL! It’s fucking bananas that I never knew this.

Resident CUTIE

Hell yeah! Thanks for that. I’ll check it out for sure.

Doctors? You mean dentists?

With Large Luscious Mammaries ?

That happened to my grandfather more than once. He was in the neighborhood but would lose his bearings, not realizing that we was three blocks from home. A bit nuts.

I’ve heard of Amber alerts for lost kids but are silver alerts for lost older folk?

Since you’re on the subject, can you go ahead and send that article about anime diets being healthy. Looking for recipes. Thanks.

The “pick yourself up by your bootstraps” folks ordering a burrito. Bootstrap?

They may just swivel to Kazakhstan which I understand has the number one potassium in the world.

Oh, well there’s your problem!

Or is it?

-yup, it is :-/

I’ve been with Tuta mail for years now and it just keeps getting better. It’s not free, but I believe that that’s why it’s a good choice. They’ve add the calendar app and are expanding to cloud storage.

I need a better option then. What can yall suggest?

At least half.