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10 hours agoHey at least you aren’t getting natural gas from those guys. You know those extra super duper bad guys.
If you like what I’m saying, assume I am smart. If you don’t like what I’m saying, assume I’m sarcastic. Asexual. Atheist. Apo’strophe police. Go away now.
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2·20 hours agoDude I am an ogre who looks borderline homeless and when the Goodwill cashier saw my points balance her eyes lit up and said “you’re rich” and she was chatty Cathy for the whole transaction.
Don’t be short, be rich!
Recently, the smell.
alt-left arrow, alt-right arrow
I just use my personality. Seems simpler.
For a while there Turbodong 2000 was my hope of what AI would be used for.
If you’re not in tears, we can’t be friends
is this why youtube is lagging and buffering?
The sciences, arts, and commerce existed for thousands of years without these corporate laws.
lol they also existed with hidden and encrypted ideas to, you know, protect intellectual property…
“This is propaganda used to play on our emotions”
Oh do tell
" at the cost of billions of lives"
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Oh yes, fact-free drivel from a reliable source!
Oh my god I thought today wouldn’t be fun with all the rain. Thanks!
Here, print this out and keep it in your wallet.
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Don’t forget, Russians can take the form of socks or freezer-burned ground beef, check your dryer and your freezer tonight!
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lol please tell me more. I’ve heard kooks like you are roaming around unmedicated?
lol thanks OK. Appreciate the “we are here” touch, I get it now …
Was there no registry key that you could modify to stop that behaviour?
But I demand my vibe coded AI slop programs run at half the speed of 30 year old software!
All this for what? AI Big Becky diving videos?
Not really, mainframes could have 8 megs of core in the 1960s.
Oh let him have his little China meltdown, he’s got football to watch Monday.
Or “strategic ambiguity” as practiced by a certain country.
oh my god, will Russian egg sacs develop inside my computer and drink all my fruit juice at night??
How can I protect myself and my loved ones?
I said lunch, not launch.
(stolen from meme for other country, please accept)