Are mice stupid for falling into traps designed for them?

These don’t look self-replicating, though…

Downvoting for unsolicited AI slop on my feed.

Today is a good day to use Lemmy.

But I am le tired

as you wish :P

Someone should make a movie about this. Maybe put some iconic soundtrack in it, too.

They can stop by a satellite and plug in /j

I am doing my part!

(arch btw :P)

I, on the other hand, do use Arch, btw :P

That was probably the working title for the article

That or “what the fuck, Microslop?”

Nah, Hanlon’s razor has worn put here.

Microsoft probably knows what they’re doing with their anti-customer approach… and it’s nothing good.

In Soviet Linux, you own PC

In American Windows, PC own you

Today is a good day to try Linux.

(maybe best to start with Mint or Ubuntu? At least that’s how I did. They have a “live” version you can try out before committing to it)

My bad, I probably missed it with my scrolling-ruined attention span.

Maybe none of the 3 are “good guys” and we should be rooting for the fight itself instead?

No, it would run out of black paint. Give it a robot arm with scissors or something to cut the power lines on the Starlinks. (And also push them out of orbit? Maybe exchange energy with some sort of maneuver to stay in orbit longer?)

(En)Shittify

Once again, Microslop is a strong contender for Linux Marketer Of The Year award

“Why do people not read articles anymore and just go by what the headline says?”

The articles people are supposed to read: