

That reminds me that I should reach out to my friends who have masked Irish ancestors from Belfast. To… Hear about their wild stories, totally unrelated to this post.


That reminds me that I should reach out to my friends who have masked Irish ancestors from Belfast. To… Hear about their wild stories, totally unrelated to this post.


Moonraker was eugenics and nerve gas. Die Another Day was big space mirror.


The hacker “Discord”, taking over the work of their fallen hacker ally “4chan”…
I was thinking they would get together and just feel compelled to write songs together and go on tour, before formally forming the band.


This is what a messy break up with Putin looks like when he’s not able to arrange for a window to appear and his former lover to suddenly accelerate through it.
I hope Microbe does a preunion tour, I can’t wait till 2049.


The GOP could use a lot of antifeces at the risk of losing brain function.
Going into WWI was a bad time to be coming of age.


Counting the days till conservatives start flying Knights Templar uniforms.
That’s how they get you, i put mine in a DONTREADME.txt file.


Hack the planet, or in this case, hack the Big Mac!


Throw the actual Rubio and everyone else in the administration still using Signal for official communications in federal prison.


Also Catcher in the Rye, though maybe that’s a better example for reasons Americans shouldn’t read books. Probably could’ve gotten a few more years out of Lennon.


It’s the FBI, they’re not that careless. It’s Fbi1234!


At this point, his sons are just vibe scamming. Kind of surprised that they haven’t started a gun company yet. Truth rifles that literally blow up in his followers’ faces.


Mitt Romney might just be the only member of the GOP with at least a single honest bone in his body.
Sounds like something that wouldn’t be worth going out of the way to enforce. But rather used to tack on extra charges when someone commits another crime where the extra level of investigation would uncover the flashed firmware. Not that it would do much to deter or prevent what they’re afraid of from happening.