Part of the new warrior culture is knowing that a coworker may frag you at any moment.

Phew, for a moment there I thought they worked for us, the people.

Oh no, how am I going to pick a server?! That’s even harder than choosing a shirt to put on!

Goodbye 99% of reddit users.

What about sending that weird little bloke to kneel at the throne of the Ayatollah? And cede one of the empty states like Montana.

Have they tried surrendering?

Has Hunter S Thompson always been in Trailer Park Boys?

Must have been a very special crab.

They were talking on the news about Australian exporters being due refunds for this, but didn’t really get why as they would simply have passed on the costs.

Lawful Evil

So we just have to keep doing what we’re already doing?

Good news for identical twins, but when will there be a study for the rest of us?

I might buy a new tennis racquet instead. Humanity emerges blinking into the sunlight as hypnotic little black rectangles become unaffordable.

The iphone keyboard is dogshit now.

At work now we’re having team learning sessions that are just one person doing a change incredibly slowly using AI while everyone else watches, but at least I can keep doing my regular work if it’s a Teams call. It usually takes the AI about 45 minutes to decide what I immediately knew needed doing.

“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.

I thought the iPad being just a giant iPhone was stupid and it wouldn’t catch on. Years on I use an iPad to read comic books in bed, though I guess tablets as a whole are kind of niche and not great as a productivity tool due to mobile OSs holding them back.

Nintendo already patented this.

Not the capacitive touch bar!

Why can’t people just have an app that prioritises what it was originally supposed to do?