I don’t know. Since we put ours on an alter and started placing burnt offerings of RAM before it, uptime has gotten a lot better.

No, that’s just what the Antifa-crats want you to think. I’m pretty sure it’s the wealthy, gay, black, Jewish, antizionist communist, immigrant refugees, all 30 trillion of them, that are stealing the electrons from American baby Jesus’s blessed data centers to spend on Chinese Muslim child terrorist fentanyl computer vaccine abortions.

First of all, that’s the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in recent memory.

Secondly, you should probably get that checked out.

Plus, they’re not famously reliable at being able to identify citizenship.

The “Five Eyes” concept has to be the dumbest, most transparent example of the “I’m not touching you” defense to charges of constitution circumvention.

I know this is probably a mundane engineering thing, but it sounds like a ramp up to a Black Mirror episode. We just need some kind of social commentary. Maybe the waste energy secretly contain MacGuff-ons, a known chrono-hazard. Only the poorest people will use it, for lack of alternative?

Zuckerberg charges Zuckerberg with crime. Jury shrugs, offers death penalty.

The weirdest thing is that it wouldn’t be the first time a party has sued itself.

Now you’re thinking with portals capitalism.

“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” -Michael Scott

I think that’s a very wise position. It could be testing the waters or even an attempt at setting precedent.

For those who didn’t read, it’s not an enforced cap. It’s a recommendation. This is essentially just a PSA framed as an ordinance.

Next up, henhouse to replace guard dog with fox.

The burn ward is gonna be full after that one!

It’s the executive branch of a republican controlled state. They’re not exactly sending their best and brightest.

No, we can go deeper.

Everyone has a nearly government mandated tracking device shoved up their ass at all times…

Not necessarily. I have a large screen, so I have to carry it under my grundle.

…apparently knowing what every single human is doing every picosecond of the day isn’t enough and they need more tanks.

Try to see it from their perspective. What if an Asian college student posted a flyer with your picture, name, and job title in a public area. I bet then you’d be glad about them sending in a drone and 17 armored trucks through a suburban neighborhood to his parents’ house, where he doesn’t live, but what if there weren’t enough funding for all 17? What’re they supposed to do, go in with 16? That old, non-white couple could have had pointy sticks and other mystical Kung Fu accoutrements. It would have been a bloodbath.

That said, if I had to guess, at least some of the “clearance” in the past was just picking a random black person and stringing them up…

That’s a common misconception. They were actually very inclusive and made every effort to provide equal opportunity for all people who weren’t white, Anglo, Evangelical, conservative, cisgendered, heterosexual, English-speaking, non-poor, American citizens to participate in their unwilling scapegoat program at gunpoint.

They were also usually very stringent about due processes, like carefully collecting and preserving the planted evidence, taking each others witness statements until they become consistent, coordinating with coroners (when applicable) to help them achieve the right results, and working with DAs to ensure the defendant exercises their right to a trial so speedy they’ll miss it if they blink.

…then going out for doughnuts.

I apologize for being so argumentative, but I feel I must disagree again. Their diets are well known to be extremely diverse and aside from doughnuts include beignets, crullers, bear claws, danishes, eclairs, churros, apple fritters, cinnamon rolls, cinnamon twists, cronuts, long johns, maple bars, berliners, paczkis, tiger tails, malasadas, and doughnut holes, just to name a few.

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Yeah, won’t this effectively result in de-facto unlimited campaign contributions, if not outright electioneering? Churches are often polling places for elections.

Thanks for adding context. I won’t bother setting an alert for this, though. If correct, this will revolutionize physics on a scale not seen since relativity. It will be the forefront of global news.

Edit: Replied at wrong level again. Downvoted self out of shame.