I just want a straight up monitor with no built in wifi or Bluetooth or even speakers.

Just display the image I want it to when I want it to.

At least it’s not Harris, right?

Eisenhower also didn’t drone strike anyone.

So he did invent it?

I thought Al Gore invented the internet in the ‘90’s.

Why not just add networking capabilities or a SIM card?

Vance will say it’s bad but not introduce any legislation against it so he can tell the people he’s for them and the corporations that nothing is going to change for them either.

And the whole bit with how the yakuza have their tentacles into EVERYTHING…

Hey I’ve seen a couple movies like this.

Is that how the justice system works in Japan?

Building a dam around Musk would be a great way to create Lake Ketamine.

I don’t know much about the legal system in Japan but they have a higher clearance rate than US cops right?

They should get a fixed amount per crime solved.

Payment varies on the severity of the crime.

Can we combat the rising sea level from climate change by building massive dams?

Netflix is doing something bad so will you continue using Apple?

If Biden was Genocide Joe what does that make Trump?

I dated a Canadian once and you’d have to wait an hour to use the bathroom after her but maybe that was because she was a vegan.

Anyways what are those shifty Canadians up to up there?

What’s the fascism problem you’re talking about?

Everyone likes me.

Except for my spirit.

Today I woke up and my penis was inside of a double quarter pounder with cheese.

It was warmer and felt much nicer than Melania.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Why did he start signing his truths with thank you for your attention to this matter?