Except it’s not very good. I turn it off and still get AI pictures and videos, and it gets rid of some pictures I know aren’t AI.

As a fellow American, we really don’t need any help looking bad at the moment, so you can stop now.

No, it’s the one where a nasty racist old lady hated her Mexican-American neighbors, so she researched stand-your-ground laws, then went over and snatched one of the kids’ toys while they were playing in the front yard.

Then, when the mom went over to talk to her about getting the toy back, the nasty old lady shot her dead, claiming she ‘feared for her life’ and ‘thought it was a burglar’.

Fortunately she didn’t get away with it.

Yup. Until recently we had a bad habit of giving other creatures tests geared towards mammals and then, when the reptile or insect or whatever didn’t ‘do well’ (because duh) our scientists declared that obviously meant they were stupid.

Like snakes were thought of as really dumb because they wouldn’t solve a maze to get to a piece of food like rats would.

Now, snakes can go sometimes a year without needing to eat, so of course they looked at the maze and said ‘Um, why should I go through all that effort, again? Eh, think I’ll take a nap instead.’

When scientists got smart enough to offer them a comfy dark place to take a nap as a reward, suddenly they were solving the mazes as fast as rats did.

(Of course intelligence does vary. Kingsnakes, for instance, obviously have a timeshare on the single orange braincell.)

You’re talking about two different cases, I think. They’re referencing the one in Florida where the bitch set up a honey trap.

Wow. When I saw the article I figured it would be bad, but that’s even worse than I expected lol

What is it with these idiots trying to re-brand racism and reinvent phrenology every few decades? Are they stupid enough to believe they’re the first to think of shit like this, or are they hoping we’re dumb enough to fall for it this time around?

Man, when Berry Goldwater thinks that’s a problem…

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.

-Susan B. Anthony

Amusingly, this was just a bit down in my feed

Can’t you go pester Kennedy instead?

Before their media blitz campaign, Hormel’s Spam was eaten in perhaps 20% of households; after the campaign it was closer to 70%.

Ads do work, if you do them right. People go for what they’ve heard of over what they haven’t.

Pro Tip: if they start talking about what a ‘wonderful family man’ he was or some other such bullshit, reply with photos of Nazis with their families and pets.

What’s the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?

Answer: roughly a billion dollars.

Being a million-dollar company means nothing against a company where a million dollars can count as little more than a rounding error.

If you ask, they’ll tell you it’s different for ‘essential services’. It’s the same excuse they use for the farm handouts.

I’ve been to places that don’t take check or cash anymore though.

accurate matches up to 95.5% of the time

and they’re more privacy-preserving than visual images

Oh fuck all the way off.

Because it’s not only about how much I have, it’s about how much you people don’t have!

I mean, it can be a bit of an issue everywhere.

Hilariously this post was just above this one in my feed.

Keep in mind too that they’re not always accurate. I know of one in my city that regularly takes photos of people going through on the green because it’s a bit of a wonky intersection. And that means a person gets to spend their day in court instead of at work fighting a ticket they did not deserve.

So Octarine, basically.