Might be a good excuse next time Iran hits one. “They didn’t hit it, these things just fall off the sky like that”

Shame about the pilot

Come on now, they could just be functionally illiterate

Even less lines if you’re ok with it generating the same secure password every time

Critical support to Pete on his quest to bleed the Beast from within.

I should watch Dr. Strangelove

I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with music industry DRM

What about side by side with a friend?

Fuck you

Sorry Maduro, if you want hem to release you you should have been a rich pedophile

Help, how do I unlock the bootloader

ICE deserves to have to use OneDrive. May Teams, Copilot and PowerAutomate follow them for the rest of their lives.

You can’t beat hands-on experience

Great time for someone to invade the US. Please, the people of Minnesota yearn for freedom from this authoritarian regime

Tom Peterson, who’s been working at Intel for half a decade: Am I a joke to you

Starting next month we’ll be providing even more bonuses to your PlayStation Plus subscription by adding slop no one asked for, completely free of charge*!

*Subscriptions will also increase from $18 a month to $25

I mean, he’s right, that’s his job. It’s what he gets paid for and if he doesn’t do it, he’ll get a bad performace review.

Please die

Dumd and Dumber catching strays 😔