

I mean we could use an eye dropper… unless…


I mean we could use an eye dropper… unless…


Jim Pillen, pig fucker and governor of Nebraska, has known for a long time that pig semen cures cancer. On account of how much pig semen he has had on and in his body, and on account of how little cancer he’s had.


Only one way to find out. Fire two election guns at each other and see what happens.


Frequently the attitude towards equipment is that it can be sold once they’re done with it. Particularly specialized equipment might sit a little longer but that’s built in to the calculation.
There’s a bottleneck in hiring skilled workers to run that equipment, and time to get that equipment up and running. It can take months from when the equipment is in the building before it’s making parts, up to a year for very sensitive equipment. And troubleshooting it to get it working at capacity takes even longer.
Which is great, if you need time to find people to run it, but usually those skilled workers already have jobs, and there are only so many available in any given area. Even if you have them available you’re stuck paying them for months before you’re ready to put them to work.
It’s high risk and it takes a long time to pay off. A miscalculation is the end of the CEOs career and may bankrupt the company. The first to pull it off though will be in a great spot, assuming it’s not a bubble and it doesn’t burst. Manufacturers are going to want some solid guarantees before taking the plunge. Optimally they want someone else to pay for it. They may actually be negotiating with these companies now about funding their expansion.


Most companies don’t make much money selling to “normal” customers. Enterprise sales are almost always the bulk of the revenue.


One of my senators is a trust fund baby who started out in venture capital. My other senator insists on receiving fucking faxes. Neither respond to constituents.
My congressman, famous coward Don Bacon, is retiring to take a lobbying job at a defense contractor and was never receptive to feedback anyway. On account of being a coward and all.


Most people just want to collect Pokemon and don’t read up on what the company that made the app is doing.


What uhh… What did they expect people to use it for?


He’s not totally serious he’s cardfire. Silly human
You uh, you ok there bud?
When I was in college in like 2005, we had to go through a citations course. It seemed outdated to me at the time, what with the way literally everything is searchable now(then.)
I was swiftly berated for suggesting that there was anything wrong with the way we do citations. Because APA has it alllll figured out. If it’s a website they even added a website citation tool!
When I asked if we could cite Wikipedia then, I was berated again. Obviously you would never do anything so idiotic as cite Wikipedia! Why, anybody can say anything on Wikipedia.
So what’s the difference between Wikipedia and any other website? She couldn’t say.
I just copied wikipedias citations the entire time I was in college. My citations were never questioned.