Willoughby

Mine’s okay, the two little contact idea they had is finicky but a little jiggle and it’s good, I do keep the contacts clean, little rubbing alcohol.

I use a Surface Pro 6, I know of a guy with an 8 on Fedora. Mine’s on Cachy with Gnome.

There is a custom kernel you may need to get, https://github.com/linux-surface/linux-surface

The slightly older ones make great Linux tablets. I use mine for comics.

A switch and you’re all good, fam.

Buy a single-board x86 or ARM PC with more than one ethernet port on it and install openwrt, or opn/pfsense on it depending on your sensibilities and enjoy.

I use an OpenWRT ONE router, it’s a BananaPi with OpenWRT on it.

Update and reboot regularly, don’t get behind.

Everyone sucks, build your own router or depend on the enshitty options at your local ScamN’Shop.

what about the average consumer?

He’s fucked.

Yeah he’s mid thirties, has a cat, and mostly plays roguelikes and soulslike games.

really narrowing the field, aren’t we?

The guy with the GOS Pixel 8 is the most secure guy in the room. He’s also being frisked in the corner and being driven to a 2nd location.

Painting a target on himself

Put it before the white box, then wireguard or ygg out to a vps. Fuck 'em.

EWW

NO day.

no wh-

JUST NO

You, yes you, scrolling.

Here.

XMPP

I see you.

People get what they pay for.

There’s only so much weed can really do for rampant nationalized fascism, war, poverty, injustice and an absolute lack of hope for the future. Can’t taking the edge off be… okay?

truck full of letters backs up to Meta’s headquarters

“there, that’s more appropriate.”

In your defense, they aren’t tracking your every move in pseudo-real time and tracking every app they can get their code into inside your phone.

but dude needs to buy a lawnmower and a tv used every now and then, so the bookmark stays. That shit isn’t on my phone tho.

Also wearing them identifies you as “a person wearing anti-spyware” glasses.

It’s like not having a Facebook account, your shadow shows everyone you aren’t, leaving the only person you could be.

One could make a decent bit of $ on “I do not consent” knitted balaclavas on Etsy.

Everyone not in California: mutes California

You know, bankroll the bribe money, settle the details out later. Politics 101