Have you ever noticed that 90% of all government-owned /designed apps are absolutely horrific nightmares?

Do you think government is promoting this gov.uk app and I look at it in exactly the same way I think of full strength everclear: absolute concern.

Ok. Sounds like a way for Christian parents to control what information their kids get to see, you know, to stop them becoming gay the moment they see a single homosexual.

So you realise that if the US does go to war with Canada, that would mean that NATO would go to war with the United States, Which means that they’ll probably lose all their bases in Europe.

¥€$, $om£thing $m€ll$ Fi$h¥.

The secret pepsi is so good that when you drink it it becomes like The Spice like Dune! We can’t release it! We need to make it less addictive!

Are you surprised

No matter what you think of Dubai, this is cruel.

Oh fuck

Isn’t Altman Gay?

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Oh I’m sorry, which government demanded age checks which made kids give away their data to check their ages? Oh yeah.

Fuck no.

Wasn’t he the chancellor who introduced the tax on take out food.

Oh boy, it’s time to show this gif of George Osbourne off his tits in Parliament again!

Car company complains that city is developing Metro system.

Which will be reacted to with even more authoritarian shit.