still holding out hope for vagina dentata

Florida man: the great disruptor

will be converting to bananas tonight, thanks op

watching very ignorant and inept people attempt to pull wool over eyes is exceedingly sad, frustrating, embarrassing, and tiring

your act sucks, you suck, you’re not convincing, and you’re all rapists

need to sandbox and control a ‘safe’ christofascist simulated matrix experience to satisfy them and keep them out of the way

Sounds about right for x users

why can google whore themselves out in gross, unbecoming ways? but if I want a mouth hug from Tammy on the block downtown we’re gonna be under fire for striking a lil deal