

…in mice, after massive, cancer-causing doses, probably.
I’m tired of hearing about this shit. Put it to market or stop talking about it.


Why the fuck would any of those organizations still being using Microsoft to begin with?


I mean, the concept of a corporation was created as a consequence dodge to begin with…


We already knew stock price wasn’t tied to reality


Thanks for reminding me of the date


They were blasting to build luxury condos iirc


Have you missed what all the fucking semiconductors are being bought up for the past year or so?


Whoa ho ho didn’t realize I was entering the braindead takes dept


They mean porn


I’m in my 40s and have used it in both contexts for decades


I was like wtf does this have to do with law enforcement 🤦🤦🤦


However high they can shoot


If you’re still using Meta spyware in 2026 and think you’re getting true E2E without a backdoor, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.


Putting this in fixed-width for scale:
This ruling: 375,000,000
Meta valuation: 1,618,000,000,000
This isn’t even a slap on the wrist; it’s a fucking rounding error.


What a fucking clown


+ punitive damages


That’s a lot of words for “greed”.
The only time I ever see the word used is by some conservative Karen bleating about how it’s a terrorist org or whatever, so nice self-own I guess?