You’ve got to load up on all your favorite foods the day before starting your diet.

That’s great in theory, but in practice these days the US sets tariffs the way rideshare companies do surge pricing.

On iOS, under Settings > Notifications > Notification Content

That’s The Washington Post. WSJ is Murdoch.

“Who, me, officer? I’m just [email protected].”

Hopefully they can update the firmware OTA as needed (super big /s)

You may want to wash them first…

Who needs catalytic converters with all this RAM around?

Like your not getting a 10 meter run on bananas.

Source? /s

Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

Or if you don’t want to spend the money, LuLu works pretty well.

Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!

Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.

And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)

The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.

This is the right answer here

For the impatient, the camera feed from this particular segment starts around 7:08 and it actually gets destroyed around 9:20.

Also, it’s nice to see a video with “destroyed” in the title where something actually gets destroyed.

I’m actually pretty excited to have another product to try to motivate friends and family to leave Google behind. Maybe this will do it.

Tomfoolery