

Fuck, better hide my ketamine then.
A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
Aka @[email protected]


Fuck, better hide my ketamine then.


I have a trillion dollars down in my basement you can have Elon.


Hahahah wtf is this world anymore, beds getting fucked up because an internet service broke, this is the stupidest timeline.


And Italians hands constantly look like claws.


DUN, DUN DUN DUN!


Albo: I keep getting texts from random numbers, all saying the same thing… It just says, Cunt.


Jokes on them, I don’t have any mates!


Lol you mean again don’t ya?


Fascist sympathizers.


I was born to finger fish!


Ohh yeah, I was just making sure I was doing it right.


Wait, so am I supposed to finger fish?
Sooooo some random will be controlling it… They do know half of them are just gonna be handjob machines, right?