Exact thing I was thinking.

In order to descend, you have to not start out wanting to enable it. Isn’t “Empower the evil bastards of the world” their mission statement?

The thing full of promise turned into the tyrant it swore to never become.

“Yeah, no shit”

-anyone on the internet and paying even the slightest bit of attention for the past 5 years

Did the LLM tell you it’s 100% private?

What else did the LLM tell you?

Yes, but that would take work.

This is tech journalism. If evidence connecting something can’t be Googled in 30 seconds, it’s just an area of speculation.

LOL, your Duolingo maybe.

The owl I see only teaches me how to scree and how to puke mice.

things that require skill

This is utter BS.

A foreign national on US soil doesn’t get the same protections as a US citizen would overseas.

What they’re saying is “fuck 'em all, let God sort 'em out!” for warrantless data searches and collection. And then waiting for the lawsuit 20 years from now about clear violation of the law to bother thinking about this.

WTF is this article? Browser extensions are standard browser fingerprinting data.

LOL, this is what they’ve been teasing?

I genuinely look forward to seeing what the conspiracy folks have to say about this. They were already spun up about this being a final declaration of nuclear war. Such womp womp.

All while abusing Third Party Doctrine to buy your data from advertisers and Palantir anyway.

If a VPN routing of someone in Chicago is via Texas and California, what judge would see that as “foreign”? Oh, right, one of their idiot ones they like to give cases like this.

Where’s the Kalshi bet for that?

There’s a line about “… unless they have a waiver.”

That’s the razor, it’s gatekeeping for who can get your special permit.

I’m as surprised as you are.

Palantir also has this database. I am in it. You are it. Have been for months.

What a time to be alive… For now

I used to love turning town loud TVs in bars back when IR blasters were common.

We’re all the way back around to IR diodes now? Is this just early 2000s retro stuff, and we’re going too get physical keyboards on our phones again soon?

Get a VPN. This is 50% of what they’re for.

Oh… Holy Fuck. It’s more dystopian and stupid than I realized.