I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Imagine all the people living for today!