More proof of this stellar company’s incredible jenius.

I mean we were saying this in the early 90s too but. Yeah.

b-b-but it’s the future!11!

FUCK YOU demented rapist toady

I’m . . . I’m just gonna go with the cancer then. I guess.

/s

Anybody ever read Brave New World?

Anyway. No reason.

Very cool

Very cool.

Now someone please tell my entire extended circle of friends and family how to reset their password. (Fair warning, you’ll probably have to explain that yes, they have a password, first.)

Good point. Back to the drawing board.

womp womp

Oh thank goodness, i was concerned he couldn’t look any more ridiculous.

Ohhh. I thought it was some computer thing.

What is “Windows”?

I did? Huh.

James Brown, in his later years, believed he was being surveilled by electronic devices in his teeth. When we read “that’s a thing” next year and no one acts surprised you can forgive him his PCP usage.

Well that was a real nice internet we had once.

HE IS A DEMENTED RAPIST CONMAN

Using a macbook for the picture tho. Rude.