Not surprising, they don’t want schools in either of their countries to get bombed next

Fuck me, I don’t need DNA prices to spike too ;-;

All the AI in the world won’t matter as long as they keep hammering the chumps running the laptop farms

Who could have possibly guessed that cutting kids off from means of communication would have negative consequences?

Lemme know when I can either properly update or remove Edge and we’ll talk

New Jersey v. T.L.O. Was in 1985, I was born in ‘96 so I was chattel property of the public school system until I was 18, and the Patriot Act institutionalized me in 2001

People look at me funny when I’m checked out of life and society, when have I ever been a legal citizen with full rights of a functioning democracy? I’m somewhere between a corporate serf and a conscript

These shithole countries are already trampling on people’s civil liberties by restricting these sites in general, why are they going to care about another tool used to access those sites?

I live in country, they restrict the viewing or ownership of widget, is there any possible reason I think they won’t ban 3d printers or machine tools to produce widget?

if they throw Lip-Bu Tan in jail does that mean the 24,000 people he shitcanned get their jobs back?

Wait, y’all had the concept of job security?

-Millenials

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

Frankly I wish there were more companies out there blowing up rockets, and more of them had nothing to do with Musk or Bezos

Where’s are my minimum wage jobs screwing tiny screws into iPhones Trump?

I’d advocate for us to update our ID systems to be able to verify age without the risk of data theft or extortion, but that’s not really relevant to this conversation, just kinda talking to the void

Damn, talk about Asymmetric warfare, even if they find the guy who off’d the CEO, arrest him and his whole shadowy assassin cabal and deport his whole family, still a lot of impact if UnitedHealth dies off

Brainfuck malware when

Whatever home dog

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a French onion soup recipe

I don’t know where you’re getting California’s constitution from, the article specifically calls out the first amendment, AFAIK it doesn’t even have an amendment process

Lemme know how many times students & faculty are mentioned in the constitution lol