I prefer dealing for a small practice. The pay is a bit lower, but I appreciate the benefits and stability.

I’ve seen Mad Max and I’m going to disagree. This looks LITERALLY EXACTLY LIKE MAD MAX to me and you can’t diminish that, because it’s entirely subjective. But also correct. The resemblance is uncanny.

If they can’t remember my birthday, they don’t deserve my fun facts.

In reality, I just meant to convey “modern times.” Hip, youthful times. But I should’ve just said 1986.

Remember when VW had hundreds of slaves in Brazil until like a year after I was born? That was pretty wild.

Just imagine what might’ve happened in the happier timeline–the timeline in which agentic traffic didn’t eclipse real people until next year! We could’ve built such a better, more-beautiful world. We were so damn close.

Okay, I’ll meet you there! I’m sure everyone else will also show up after seeing this exchange. Let’s gooooooo! This is iiiiiit!

Sue me, I wanted a copy on colorful stationery.

They kinda already do this with the invisible dots. Not centrally monitored, but still tracked.

Because we could fuck up their shit pretty easily with just the slightest mass motivation.

It wouldn’t historically be crazy to take your sunglasses into a locker room or bathroom, for example. Now? WTF DUDE. YOU SOME KIND OF CREEP!?

Meanwhile…

Just big duck beak pussy lips surrounded by untamed bush. Quackenbush, just like it says on the label (labial?).

Big Dwight Schrute energy.

“You WILL be reported to the appropriate authorities, JIM!”

The fact that Google is behind it is what makes it sketchy. I bet those mosquitoes are carrying 5G.

Also, has anybody thought to ask why Google has 32 million mosquitoes on hand?

Josh, tho. Dude kills it every single time and is so damn likable.

The current rotation is killer. We won’t appreciate this golden age until it sucks again (sorry Trevor).

I’ll cover it, but only this once. Let’s not make this a habit.

What a brilliant business model.

Really though, don’t do the precious metals part, cuz that’s what will get you caught. Carefully destroying them? Very doable, I strongly suspect.

Literally nothing behind those fucking creepy eyes.

…you didn’t get your check?

Came just in time for me and has solved so many issues. I’d suggest calling about it. Anyway, gotta run, christening party for the new boat!