

Now I’m picturing a PHON Party phone.
Automatically disconnects the call if an accent is detected
Only charges from fossil fuel sources
Proximity screeching (in Pauline’s voice) when within 5 meters of a Greens voter
Pre-order now for a free bundled Burka!


If you don’t need real time sync you can disable background use of the app. That’s what I’ve done, and I just open the app when I need to update. Probably a smarter way to do it, but it works for me.