maga becomes increasingly racist and bbc instantly drops down the rankings. coincidence?

if the usa trotted down this path, their app would pay homage to the tansprayed president and be called MaxDonald. there would be an oversized version dubbed the Big Max. they would even target e-readers with the MaxBook Pro.

they would have protested sooner, but they’d used Teams to coordinate and ran into a truckload of technical hitches.

who knew la forge was the most accurate star trek character?

android peaked with the pixel 2. then everyone went overboard on bezel-less displays and fast refresh rates and smart assistant services and brought the whole damn thing crashing down.

is it when two long streamy bodies of water run into each other?

my theory: men get themselves killed sooner doing stupid shit before the symptoms of the disease get time to truly manifest themselves.

and that skews the results of this study.

graduating is not daunting. not by any stretch. in fact, that’s the point where life peaks. everything after is a steep downhill ride.

yes, ai adoption has turned that downhill run into a cliff. but if someone thinks graduation is even remotely daunting, then they would struggle even in the most non-ai of worlds.

and their companies are biased against humans in hiring.

article: “imaginary time is not imaginary like the tooth fairy…”

headline: “Scientists Measured … Time That Shouldn’t Exist”

fuck me var is going to suck some worser balls, isn’t it?

california android. was that before or after ice cream sandwich?

it’s almost like playing with a full bladder is some sort of disadvantage.

i nominate, as an alternative, Statistical Heuristic Imaginating Things.

they’ve gone to get revenge, apparently.

Mein Freund, maybe just follow the slogan emblazoned across your wallpaper?

well, you can’t argue that he hasn’t learnt his lesson.

like petroleum companies opposing bills that aim to encourage batteries during rides.

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romcom idea: childless man has crush on childed man. he’s raring to come back to work to hang out with hot dad man, but the latter is forced to work remotely.

the whole plot swivels around how they get around the lack of opportunities to be together.