While yes, licensing them is a bitch, but a terminal server is a viable option

“Your honor here is 30 terabytes of beastiality porn, we think what you want is somewhere in there, have fun going through it”

He will walk there with a private army to keep the plebs at bay.

Well shit pour me a cup

That’s a normal Tuesday for Microsoft these days

I’m still not going to tell you where my secret fishing spot is, no matter how many times you ask or scientific studies you perform.

30 years of pain