Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t put on your cancer treatment boarkake eyedrops.

The tech nerds should be setting theirs to 1970-01-01 at 00:00 UTC.

I wish I was so perfect on resumes people suspect me as being an NK hacker

Literal movie villains running the show 😣

Let the kitchen burn down

FAANG is today as VW Adidas and Hugo Boss was in the third Reich.

Lawyers took the techbros’ blue pill

Where do I get my [pay]wall-climbing ladders now?