When your mate is like “who’s my pretty little girl?” and giving their dog mouth kisses

Are Trump and Musk back shagging again are they?

Who’d have thought the serial fraudster would defraud them?

So you’re saying people without money don’t act like they have disposable income? Fucking science!

How do you even fail at casinos so many times? They’re like fly traps, you just set them up and they attract money…

Dude bankrupted a casino ffs

You gotta get some of those soccer robots if they’re going to realistically dropkick the shit out of the luggage.

Just what we need, a justice system based on pre-existing biases

Unfortunately it’s not a matter of capability, but certification. Your watch probably has more processing and imaging power than the best medical systems available in the late 90s, but if you’re planning to market it as anything with even a whiff of medical application, even from the home, then it will need ISO 13485 certification in order to obtain required insurance that costs enough to prevent medical market entry for most businesses, especially when you combine that with the concept of unborn babies.

As a hardware and software professional, this headline sounds like 100% bullshit.

allows your phone to measure prenatal heartbeat

That is not the same thing as an ultrasound scanner.

It’s a microphone app which trims to, and amplifies, specific frequencies which allows you to monitor the baby’s pulse.

You absolutely can use your phone with an ultrasound scanner, but this requires external hardware which, while not restricted, is not super cheap.

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But like… are they going to prohibit all forms of melding materials into a shape? You can make a shank out of a stick rubbed on a rock ffs.

Their first mistake was being a redditor

Yay! Who had Grey Goo apocalypse for April?

Correction: Older kindles can no longer download e-books with the stock rom

How does that biowaste bin fire still have users who can read and write?

Literally the story above this in my feed is OpenAI shutting down expensive services 😂

You goofy goobers

• Optional dob field added to distro
• Stupid people freak tf out

AI works great. I work in the sphere of production defect detection in manufacturing and it’s been working pretty well for a decade or more to predict machine failures and spot defective materials or products.

LLMs as business digital yes man is what doesn’t work.