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Goddamn that K looks like an S every time I glance away.


Better late than never, I suppose. They got some making up to do.


We getting the nanos from 17776?


So now even how I carry my passport isn’t enough, because on my passport I got in the Biden Administration, it says F (which is properly reflective of my gender), my biological sex as nature called it is I, and what the Trump Administration insists it to be is M.
I love being screwed retroactively for decisions I was allowed to make which benefitted me! It is my most favorite thing, to be punished for doing the right thing in the past.
Carrying my passport is now actually a marker that ICE should detain me, but not carrying my passport is also a marker that ICE should detain me!


Wait, really? I need something to fortify my homosexuality. Wanna make sure I’m not catching feelings for men.


With the unlubed, thorny, gritty, legendary dildo of consequences!


Would that be the law everywhere.


Until, you know, you went outside.


What else can plunge down on necks real fast?


one quiet “merp merp” from a three-foot tuxedo in the back of an otherwise completely silent and unimpressed audience


We’ve got it on iOS too.
I miss Chaos Rings 2 on my phone so bad, but at least I have that amazing game on my deck now.


I ended up using my phone as my main gaming console for a long time, so I’m reluctant to abandon my gaming library now. :(



iOS stops me pretty quick. But maybe I can explore a bit?


God, I don’t miss that. Honestly, I wish there was an English ten-key equivalent.


QWERTY phones are fine and all, and they work well for English, but sometimes I type with this, and I’m sure as hell not gonna use a slow-ass QWERTY replacement.



A substantial number of adults over 35 (me, probably others) advocate for the complete ending of Israel and turning it back over to Palestine. Israel can go move to Antarctica.


*relaxes in Linux*


I’ve just done this with 5.18.5.0.1 and it works.
Sometimes I can’t resist. Moment it starts raining I sprint to the highway to lick the roads, with an uncontrollable hunger.