Don’t worry, it’s 41D chess

Great I know a few more targets

Sloppy Nadella says wut?

Ditch TrumpTok

Please no, stay over there and fix your own problems. We’ve got enough of our own, and there’s plenty loud and obnoxious US’ians around here as it is

The US is a third-world country that failed upwards

May you wear it proudly

And all he had to do was fuck over everyone who helped him get there. His co-founder and users most of all

Peak US

Or fuck /u/spez, for short

It’s a disgrace you guys are still on there

Amazon is a racket. There, FTFY

Asus and Merlin forever

“Small government”

Well, a nuclear winter would nicely offset the global warming that caused it. No geoengineering necessary! Thanks Mother Nature!

Another reason to never rent from US companies

So, AI gets to create problems, and actually capable people get to deal with the consequences. Yeah that sounds about right