I have a dream. It’s not a big dream, it’s just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don’t find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can’t have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, “Whatever you do, don’t call the fire department!” That would be bad.

Can they stop calling it lower fertility?

That would imply people are trying to conceive and failing, which would be concerning.

This is just lower birth rates. As in, people don’t want to bring kids into this mess.

I’m 62 and still have mine.

See also: Banana Republic

I think they’re conscious, but have no conscience.

It’s like it just gave up being a star.

What was it barred from?

Just don’t ask one to read poetry to you.

Facebook has new users?

Stop anthropomorphising black holes. They hate that.

Fun fact - facts don’t care if they’re popular or not.

The gnaB giB.

Pornhub has scientists?

Or that fighter jets hunted birds.

Fish fingers and custard!

He’s emotional, not because someone was killed, but because the killer was from his state, and boy is that inconvenient to his narrative.

No. A compressed air tank can explode from too much pressure.

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He looks quite concerned.

The cat in the picture certainly isn’t having his turn.