Midnight Wolf

Binary Eye says ‘no code detected’ so back to the drawing board boys

Sun: “psst, if you buy my daily dlc I’ll make you hurt less”

Smh global warming is hitting us all, even icebergs are lit

finally make some money

first to reach 1T

those poor scrappy startups, they need to finally turn a profit

What a piece of crap, this thing didn’t warn me about the bridge being closed and jammed up because of a car fire. Stupid paper…

Default search engine? Google. Apple Intelligence? Believe it or not, also Google.

I thought this was a joke ad for a dev convention. Come on over and build something great at Comap(p)s 2026! We have a friendly competition where the team who builds the most feature-rich app all get programmer socks!

“wait why is there only 1 dogecoin in here?”

They can start with my bank account, I could use a sudden unexplained surge of funds…

wat

Huh? Ohh, you joke, poors aren’t real people!

new new internet

Rookie numbers

Birthday? Believe it or not, jail.

Sun: no more free power for you click

Every living thing as eternal darkness consumes us: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

$500,001

“booooring”

It’s one main dev, another doing android, and supporters (I myself have been firing off ideas, suggestions, and issue tickets, and trying to help other users). An electron desktop program is in the works too.

I setup a Haven (Github) self-hosted instance and am slowly dragging friends over as the dev pumps out features. All the important stuff is already available, still more on the way. Also has things like E2E, which I don’t care about for my community/server, but it is nice to have.

I mean, if you don’t want to be, that’d be kind of a bummer. I wouldn’t know though…

Aw yiss, Gay x2 here we goooo!