Its been every year since I’ve been aware of the concept

Company newsletter : Fantastic news everyone! We’ve broken the record for highest profit growth again and we couldnt have done it withou5 your help! Here’s to another amazing year!

Meeting a week later : its no secret the economy is in trouble, and we’re not immune either, there will be no bonuses or raises, and we will have to start looking at cutbacks

These fitted with machine guns bet you anything

Time more than anything, im only on it about 2 hours once a month

Yeah every time I get on my laptop it’s a little more unrecognisable and unusable to me. Will be getting in Linux as soon as I get a chance.

bit by bit

Enjoy it while you can. It’ll be a lot by a lot the moment automation makes us truly redundant

Not even way down, actually provided. You dont pay for wheelchair accessibility or braille on the signs.

I mean we all pay for it with taxes and increased prices, but the wheelchair user isnt forking out personally.

You never need to pay the IT guy.

Everything just works? Why do we need to pay you?

Everything just borked out of nowhere? What are we paying you for?

Not sure why you were at 0. Cost is literally all that matters.

They’ve been stung by adults pretending to be children one too many times.

So its like a giant electric kettle filament?

There can be only one

I wish it was legal here in the UK. I have been a fat bastard all my life except for the 5 or so years I was on the weed. I was working at mcdonalds too grazing so much stock on shift.

For a moment i thought it was going to be about lab-grown meat that wont stop growing and is quickly spiraling out of control.

Then it just turned out to be a shiny stone

Im pulling the same face, intrigued, impressed and mildly bored from being massively unequipped to process what I’m seeing

Confirmed

Who do we speak to about getting that done? Has potential to be a brilliant troll

There’ll be quite a few of us. I have no idea of the actual demographics or whatever, but a lot of people are here just because they got shafted by reddit one too many times.

Trust me bro. They did.

On top of everything it turns out fucking TOAST is trying to give me cancer?

Fuck this gay earth

Just make a new account man its so easy. Im only here cause I got tired of making new accounts.