Everyone should be wearing a Luigi mask anyway.

Like in V for Vendetta, but Saint Luigi instead.

For real: Because it’s been too long since people rose up and killed a bunch of corrupt shitheads.

I am going to run for Congress in 2028, and my entire platform is going to be built around making it legal to Luigi corrupt people and burn down corrupt businesses.

This shit is not going to stop until we get bloody.

You can get charged with assault on a police officer if a cop slips and falls while trying to assault you.

When you see the long ad, just close the fuckin’ browser window. Immediately. And then use something else.

They’ll only get the point and change if you stop giving them your eyeballs for shit you don’t wanna see.

Oh lord, I might get fired for doing this, but I smell a company-wide email about Copilot Monday morning.

Can they capture that heat and recycle it to partially power the site?

But how would a fake Paul get access to the real Paul’s private footage of his own, not-filmed-by-audience show?

Not just in science. In everything.

America is being lapped by a fascist Pooh Bear because 30% of Americans are mouthbreathers with Bible kinks.

I guess bots haven’t learned to understand metaphors, examples, similes, and so on.

What a facile argument.

$1000 says you’re, at best, a college kid. Probably a teenager.

Why? People with actual life experience in this shitty system don’t make the personal responsibility argument because they’ve lived enough to know that’s bullshit.