Because they’re the Oracle of OSes. They only exist to supply lucrative corporate contracts.

Why?

No, I can’t be bothered to read

You’re right. I’m a developer making great money and I dont want to pay these prices. I should have stayed in retail so it would never even be an option to consider.

I would be but I misplaced the “a1” disk.

So THIS is how they hallucinate.

Hit up Costco while you still can

My ban was because I replied to someone who wished Trump would succumb to his cheeseburger gods. I replied that instead I hope he strokes out and suffers.

As long as I have root, I’m as old as I wanna be.

Then run doom.

Is the bubble finally starting to leak?

How? It’s soldered on.

300? Come on. We all know it comes in powers of 2.

AI write that?

So everything

Their contract with Microslop must be up for renegotiation.

Bring back that whole timeframe. We weren’t all so stuck up our phone’s ass.

If I can’t download it without jumping through yet more hoops, I’m sure I don’t really need that particular Linux distribution.

Not stupid. Lazy. Too lazy to learn something new. “I want to use the same tooling for everything “. Ok champ.

Not even dual boot. The core OS is the same. Just have two UI. One for phone one for desktop.

Apple will never do this because they sell hardware.

Hey. AI. Go to the store and buy me food.

Hmmm. Doesn’t work.

Good?